nintendoesnt:

nekogiru:

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

lagonegirl:

When a woman walk pass a group of men and hear that first “hey sweetheart”

bodyglitter:

spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

hostilemuppet:

qveenmab:

ever wondered who you’d be in a shakespeare play? fear not, i made a shakespearean character generator!!!

(please put in the tags what you got, i’m curious)

studyingxv:

watching youtube videos in 2012: woahhhh 5 minutes? didn’t realize I was watching a movie buddy, haha

watching youtube videos in 2018: *sits down with a bag of chips to start a 40 minute video* let hell commence

bandorimusic:

LOUDER

Roselia

湊友希那 (Yukina Minato) | CV: 相羽あいな (Aina Aiba)

白金憐子 (Rinko Shirokane) | CV: 明坂聡美 (Satomi Akesaka)

宇田川あこ (Ako Udagawa) | CV: 桜川めぐ (Megu Sakuragawa)

今井リサ (Lisa Imai) | CV: 遠藤ゆりか (Yurika Endou)

氷川紗夜 (Sayo Hikawa) | CV: 工藤晴香 (Haruka Kudou)

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

bougiegaara:

im smart passing but internally im actually a real dumb bitch

rosebeaches:

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.